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Saturday, 27 January 2007

Belated Australia Day Greetings

I am sorry that I missed sending out a greeting to the southern blogosphere for yesterday which was Australia Day. I hope you all had a good time.

On YouTube I found the annual broadcast from Sam Kekovich of the Australian Lamb marketing board. As ever, he uses the opportunity to fire a broadside against tofu and other forms of un-Australianism.

This year, he launches the Australia Day Party, suggesting that tax cuts be taken off the table and lamb cuts be put on it instead. His answer to global warming is to use uranium as a green alternative for powering the barbie. He concludes:
I have a dream: - that lamb can unite Australians of all colours and creeds - even sandal-wearing hairy-legged lentil-eaters.

2 comments:

Andrew said...

"even sandal-wearing hairy-legged lentil-eaters."

ROTFL.
This was hilarious, Father.

INDOLENT SERVER said...

ah yes... You know it makes sense!

Infact Sam used to do one of them every week (before he was sponsored) for a comedy sports show. In one of them he was blatently anti-euthanasia.

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