I went to the ATM this morning and it said "insufficient funds".
I'm wondering is it them or me.
With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?
Start off with a large one.
What's the difference between an investment banker and a London pigeon?
The pigeon can still make a deposit on a new Porsche.
What's the capital of Iceland?
Masked man walks into a bank with a gun:
"I don't want any money - I just want you to start lending to each other..."
Talk in the City is that if you want a job, it's Dubai, Mumbai, Shanghai or goodbye.
And here is today's cartoon from the Daddy of them all, Matt of the Daily Telegraph: