Well I thought they were funny

I will be busy tomorrow morning so I have scheduled this post to come up just as you hit the desk on Monday morning. I hope it might do something to brighten the morning.

One of the men in the parish club came up to me the other day and said to me:

Father, I was in hospital last week. All they gave me was haggis and whisky... I was in the Burns Unit.

And another one via Twitter:

The barman said "We don't serve time travellers in here."

A time traveller walked into a bar.