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Abstinence? Don't even touch!

Creative Minority Report has a good piece on the advice given to students at schools in Long Island, New York. Apparently the danger of swine flu has prompted officials to advise youngsters not to touch each other. Strange, given the politically correct skepticism about abstinence programmes! (See: I Thought Abstinence Was Unrealistic .) CMR has better advice, surely: As studies (not shown here or even available anywhere) have clearly indicated, children are going to touch each other no matter what those in authority tell them, so it's best to simply protect the children so that they touch each other in the safest manner possible. Perhaps even full body condoms are the way to go. So we agree? Let's keep our kids safe.

'Flu - panic now!

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3m body bags could be ordered in flu alert Ministers are considering stockpiling more than three million body bags because of fears of an impending flu pandemic, a senior Government source has revealed. ... 25 per cent of the population could be infected ... hundreds of thousands of deaths ("scientific advisors") ... body bags may have to be used twice. ... mortuaries would run out of space to store bodies ... mass burials or pyres to burn corpses as quickly as possible. ... flu was now judged to have overtaken terrorism PANIC NOW! Whoops - just noticed that this is a story from 2006 UPDATE A Government Policy Advisor who has seen this post has just sent me a graphic that is doing the rounds in the civil service:

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