Being burned out of your home and threatened with death for not being a Muslim? Fear being persuaded that it is in your best interests to be bumped off before you get any older? Getting no sympathetic publicity from Western media (or no publicity at all)? Here is your answer: dress up as a giraffe and the world's press will give several pages of coverage with soul-searching debate skewed in your favour, celebrities will take up your cause, and you will probably be granted asylum somewhere friendly.
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