Opus Dei jokes

Apparently these have been circulating among "members and associates":

Q: Do members of Opus Dei use the cilice?
A: That question really rubs me the wrong way!

Q: Do members of Opus Dei really use a "discipline"?
A: Beats me.

See the full article at the Los Angeles Times. (Hat tip to Built on a Rock.)

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