A joke from the club

Marsvin (Phocoena phocoena) lightHere's a Wednesday morning joke scheduled to go up as you arrive at the office. It is from Alex whom I see in the parish club regularly. It is rare that he doesn't have a good one to share. Here's the latest:
I had to contact SeaWorld the other day. When I rang them, the message said: "Your call may be recorded for training porpoises."

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