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Thursday, 3 September 2009

Abstinence? Don't even touch!

Creative Minority Report has a good piece on the advice given to students at schools in Long Island, New York. Apparently the danger of swine flu has prompted officials to advise youngsters not to touch each other. Strange, given the politically correct skepticism about abstinence programmes! (See: I Thought Abstinence Was Unrealistic.)

CMR has better advice, surely:
As studies (not shown here or even available anywhere) have clearly indicated, children are going to touch each other no matter what those in authority tell them, so it's best to simply protect the children so that they touch each other in the safest manner possible.

Perhaps even full body condoms are the way to go.
So we agree? Let's keep our kids safe.

3 comments:

Ælfheah said...

Are they really trying to tell us that condoms won't cure Swine Flu? I don't believe it.

Elizabeth said...

I love it, they can abstain from touching one another, but not from sex. Do they really believe children are so sex orientated. They obviously are not tuned into Britain has Talent. Kids are addicted to it.
Leave our children to be children. If you are going to get swine flu you will get it from watching TV together, or going shopping. Where is sex in all of this.
These adults need treatment?????

Drew said...

Ha! Try dealing with STDs in drug rehab. Not fun.

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