St Anthony has a laugh

A parishioner told me today of her grown up son who was getting annoyed because he could not find the SD card from his camera with important photos on it. In desperation, he said,

"Who's that saint you pray to for lost things?"

Mother replied with assurance,

"Saint Anthony."

So he duly prayed. After a short nap, the SD card was found - sticking to the back of his jumper.

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