Therefore every scribe who has been trained for the kingdom of heaven is like a householder who brings out of his treasure what is new and what is old.
Firstly we Brits bloomin' well don't CUSS (*^^**!!!) we 'swear oaths'! Cussing must be an American term no less, probably a very tough sounding word from the Bronx or out of Alcatraz, but I can't see it taking off in Blighty! Just doesn't sound right to me, a bit of a sissy sounding word really!
However, that aside, the scary sinister 'spooks' bit is when you click on the Cus-O-Meter you get this -
"First we (they) count the number of pages on your blog or website that contain cuss words and compare it to the total number of pages"..... etc... yes there's more if you dare click on the Cuss-O-Meter....
Now with the X-Files whistling theme tune in mind ask yourselves the question - "Who are THEY"?
Fr. Tim you must be winding us up!! Hahahaaaaaaa..... Bearing in mind you have had zillions of visitors to your Blog and have written more pages than anyone can shake a stick at what kind of 'anorak' would do a 9-5 counting blog pages and noting every 'CUSS' word or indeed 'sworn oaths', then do the maths and come up with the statistical magic number of 367%.
It's not those boys from the Royal Statistical Society at it again is it??? And remember - just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean THEY're not out to get you!
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Ah-ha! We have something in common. ;-)
Mine was the same rather surprisingly!
Firstly we Brits bloomin' well don't CUSS (*^^**!!!) we 'swear oaths'! Cussing must be an American term no less, probably a very tough sounding word from the Bronx or out of Alcatraz, but I can't see it taking off in Blighty! Just doesn't sound right to me, a bit of a sissy sounding word really!
However, that aside, the scary sinister 'spooks' bit is when you click on the Cus-O-Meter you get this -
"First we (they) count the number of pages on your blog or website that contain cuss words and compare it to the total number of pages"..... etc... yes there's more if you dare click on the Cuss-O-Meter....
Now with the X-Files whistling theme tune in mind ask yourselves the question - "Who are THEY"?
Fr. Tim you must be winding us up!! Hahahaaaaaaa..... Bearing in mind you have had zillions of visitors to your Blog and have written more pages than anyone can shake a stick at what kind of 'anorak' would do a 9-5 counting blog pages and noting every 'CUSS' word or indeed 'sworn oaths', then do the maths and come up with the statistical magic number of 367%.
It's not those boys from the Royal Statistical Society at it again is it??? And remember - just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean THEY're not out to get you!
It's broken. It must be, or else it doesn't count my bi-weekly rants.
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