Friends, bogans, countrymen: put down your beers
"The Italians are on the right track Lambretta, Lambrusco, Lamborghini, but there's still a long way to go..."
Australia Day was on 26 January so this is really late, but I just looked up Australia's Lambasssador, Sam Kekovich, who managed to get himself blue-screened against various iconic sites in Europe to promote Australian lamb. It's silly but quite funny.
(To save you asking: Bogan.)