Light bulb joke (Chinese commies)

The picture below and its caption bring to mind a joke told to me by a former member of the Socialist Worker Party here in England. We can adapt it to the current topic.
How many vanguard fighters of the Chinese working class with communist consciousness does it take to change a light bulb?

Change? You capitalistic roader and enemy of the four modernisations! You must SMASH the light bulb and BUILD a new one.
"We'll destroy old world and build new."
(Commie smashes crucifix, buddha and classical chinese texts)

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