He left his home and kissed his mummy goodbye ...

... sayin' "soon I'm gonna be a Jedi; soon I'm gonna beee a Jedi-i-i"

Joey, a lad from Hawaii, saw my post on the nerdiness test and blogged it. I saw that and then got his post of this brilliant YouTube video. (To paraphrase The Fast Show: "ain't bloggin brilliant!?")

Frankly, the Star Wars spoof of American Pie could not leave any serious nerd wanting. I'd never have found this on my own so thanks, Joey!

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