"The rite that long in darkness pined ..."
Benedict Ambrose, at Tremendous Trifles, has posted a hymn composed by "that most satirical of Scottish orders, the Ninja Carthusians of Achiltibuie." It is sung to the tune "Dundee". I won't post the text here - that would rob Benedict Ambrose of lots of hits. Go over and have a look at the post Cardinal Rules (OK). You'll not be sorry. ;-)