James Bond priest

A friend put me onto Donjojohannes's channel on YouTube. Here are a few of his very polished video clips which give Catholic parodies of popular cultural icons.

James Bond intro:



Praystation (includes Praystation portable):



Sprite or Spirit:



Che Geuvara vs Christ:

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